I’m rarely angry after watching a movie, but two hours of contrived and pointless plot developments left me reaching for my pitchfork and looking for the nearest mob. I can only conclude that the producers have some serious dirt on the cast in order to make them work on such a vapid script (let’s have him fall in love with his fiancee’s sister! And let’s give the mom cancer while we’re at it!). Luke Wilson struggles mightily to keep the film afloat, but in the end, this melodramatic barge sinks like a you-know-what. F.
May 23, 2006