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Nov 27, 2006

Pick Your Poison

island_sm.jpgTraveling can lead to periods of reflection. It can also lead to long stretches of boredom. While driving through the brown landscape of northwestern Indiana for the holiday weekend, I pondered the following scenario:

You are stuck on a deserted island. Once a day, a song plays over an unseen loudspeaker. Somehow you have the ability to determine which song will play, but only once. That is, the song you choose plays each day, every day.

What song will you choose?

I see two basic strategies to employ here. Obviously you’ll grow sick of the song. Given that reality, you can either pick a song you like and hope you don’t get sick of it right away, or pick a song you already hate and hope the anger that stirs in your soul will motivate you to build a raft and get off the island.

Whatever you choose, you’ve also got to think about length. Perhaps you need the shortest song possible so it’s over quickly. Conversely, you could pick an hourlong classical piece which would at least provide some musical variety. Of course, when you’re sick of it, you’ll be subjected to an hour of a song you hate.

Having mulled the options this weekend while a memorable Thanksgiving dinner settled, I’m going with They Might Be Giant’s “Particle Man.” The song is humorous enough to remind me of the absurdity of the situation, and short enough to get things over and done with. A close second: “Chicken Payback” by A Band of Bees (for the same reasons). Third place: Sting’s “Fields of Gold.” At least it’s quiet.

Other options?

  • Jason

    The upside of sting would be that I would probably kill myself within a week and the island could go back to being deserted. The downside is that now I have that song in my head and I might not make it through the day. My pick would have to be something from Radiohead maybe Karma Police. The songs are pretty unintelligible but perhaps by the time me and my new best friend “funny shaped rock” are rescued I would know all the words and how to make my voice sound like a squirrel in a meatgrinder.

  • http://www.walkjogrun.net Adam Howitt

    Clearly the Pennsilvania polka would be the best song. Think Groundhog day with the tune playing in the town square as they wait for the Groundhog to come out.

  • Stephanie

    The 19.23 minute version of Moby Dick because it utilizes bare hand drumming, triplets between hand and foot, bass drum double strokes among other techniques. Basically it rocks and is an instrumental which means you can sing your own words to it and it can be different every time!

  • http://www.timyager.com Tim Yager

    i like the idea of classical music because you’d probably build a ‘smarter’ raft, but the real answer is of course, europe’s the final countdown.

  • Da Welsh

    Lou Reed’s Metal Machine Music consisting of 64-minutes of feedback and noise to accompany my dreadful mundane life, but on the bright side, it’s not Sting.

  • Hey Now!

    It’s peanut butter jelly time! Peanut butter jelly time! Peanut butter jelly time! Peanut butter jelly time! Peanut butter jelly! Peanut butter jelly! Peanut butter jelly! Peanut butter jelly with a baseball bat!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s8MDNFaGfT4

    Annnnnd you kill yourself after day one on the island.

  • http://www.evolvingpage.com Drew

    Looks like everyone wants to go out in a blaze of insanity – except for Stephanie, who’s trying to make lemonade out of lemons. Tim, bonus points for the Europe reference.

    Peanut Butter Jelly Time is now firmly lodged in my head, and doesn’t show signs of leaving.

    Some suggestions I’ve been given offline:

    - Pink Floyd (anything)
    - Star Spangled Banner by Jimi Hendrix (I like this one a lot)
    - “Separate Ways” by Journey

  • http://dannydoom.com Danny Doom

    “Separate Ways” has to be the worst choice yet, although maybe some Bob Seger “Night Moves” could lead to dementia and subsequent eternal bliss.

    My true choice would be Coltrane’s “A Love Supreme,” cuz it’s a goddamn work of genius!

    Second choice: Jethro Tull “Thick as a Brick” in its entirety. The whole album, one song, lots o’ flutin’.

  • John Boeckmann

    I like the Radiohead idea — but I’d choose “Life in a Glasshouse”, from the Amnesiac album, simply because I think it could take me either way eventually — right to suicide… or I might start sauntering happily down the beach to the New Orleans-style jazz sections. And hey, it’s got a piano, horns, and a clarinet — so it’s like classical, right?

  • http://www.evolvingpage.com Drew

    But you could spend your days re-enacting the kick-ass video for “Separate Ways”… that would provide endless hours of entertainment. They just don’t make ‘em like that anymore.

  • B Tinger

    Drew, If you’re going with a Sting song, Message in Bottle has to be the obvious choice.

    I think one of the worst songs you could get stuck with is theme song from Jaws. There’s no way I’d built a raft after having that drilled into my head.

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