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The Future, in All Its Glory

Apr 15, 2008

My sister called during her drive home last night and we had a few minutes to catch up before she walked through her front door. After that, it was pretty much a lost cause.

“Do you hear that?” she asked as my niece shrieked in the background. “She’s saying, ‘no bathtime, no!’ Oh lord, now she’s running naked through the living room.”

The most excitement we have around here is when the cat throws up at three a.m. and we have to guess which piece of furniture she’s decorating.

“Oh baybee… oh baybee,” crooned Ella, settled in the tub, as my sister tried to dig up information on their crib. We’re having a hard time selecting a brand, and I’m taking all recommendations. I have no problem preventing my sister from assisting during bathtime to achieve this goal, though I don’t think she minded terribly.

After several hours at Ikea and Target, and several more reading up on makes and models, we’re struggling. Maybe we’re overthinking things, which seems to be the trend with me at the moment; I’ve been concerned that the nursery doesn’t get much light, and as a result we will have a somber little cave baby. But then the cat found a sunbeam there over the weekend and plopped down in it, blissfully unaware of the days to come in which a streaking toddler will send her scrambling for refuge under the bed, where she will undoubtedly throw up.

  • Katie
    Yes, Ella loves to sing in the shower. The fun part the other night was wrangling her into her pj's. She thought it would be fun to flip over every 2 seconds. Plus, she was all slicked up with lotion. It was interesting.
  • John
    Love that post, Drew...
    Just wait until it's time to give your toddler a bath, and you'll realize that there is no "assisting during bathtime". It's a one-person job, and it's not for the faint of heart. Bathtime follows the "too many cooks in the kitchen" theory. Except it would be "Too many hands in the Head and Shoulders". Or maybe "Too many arms in the Aveeno". You get the idea...
  • Mom
    Ah - it you would only listen to Mom. Give the baby the living room; it's nice and sunny. Save the cave room for your guests.
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